If You Wouldn'T Mind

But for now
I'll just go, you know
Just be off
Well, wish I could be off but, you know
Been sitting here for like
Over four minutes now
Yeah

Hello Jubilee Line
How's your day? You're ruining mine
I thought you were a newer design
A couple stops back, you were just fine
So fix up, if you wouldn't mind
I mean, if you wouldn't mind
There's a party and my friends wanna go
They all know I'm never involved
They all think I'm negative though
But if I come you'd wish you left me at home
I'm cool, I just can't take people that shout
Like, what you screaming about?
You're holding hands, do you need to be loud?
See this is why I hate leaving the house
I'm on the train now and this is what I'm talking about
This old man snoring of course
And now I bet he's dreaming of a mortgage, no doubt
Or talking to his ex-wife, sorting things out
Either way I'll leave him to sleep
Got places to go, but it's people I see
Look, I wouldn't be feeling this low
But bill collectors they won't leave me alone
They wanna feed, I ain't feasible though
Can't you see that I'm broke?
It's hard to breathe cos my bank account's revolting
We need to revolt
I hate the government, I needed to vote
But that's the least of my woes
I'm overworked and underpaid
Recently it's been worse and I'm afraid
I might go berserk and run away
With this girl on the Jubilee Line
I'm feeling like we're two of a kind
I was looking into your eyes and you were in mine
I ain't the intuitive kind
So speak up, if you wouldn't mind
I mean, if you wouldn't mind

Good morning grey sky
Good morning says I
Should yawning mean my day's boring?
Could falling in line make clear my calling in time?
Is my portion supposed to be awesome?
Or should I just settle for sorta sublime?
It seems I'm caught in the limelight
When all I want is to be courting a wife, right?
Nah man, I'm too young to marry
Too much to do still
And too old to hang out with Tom, Dick or Harry
I got sick of the toxic spew
Coming from the mouth of every hot chick I got into
So I've started answering to Todd, Jack or Larry
And now I don't go out so much
I stay at home
You could say I'm out of touch
And when my friends say
"Have you heard that new album?
The one by such and such?"
I'm like: "Who? And who are you?"
I haven't had friends for months
I mean, I do have friends
They just forgot my name
And never come to the ends
See they don't like the train or the trek
So now I sit alone and pretend
That I ever get the Jubilee Line
See I don't see her much of the time
Tend to favour Victoria's vibe
'Cause if I go out, I usually decline
I'll stay at home, if you wouldn't mind
I mean, if you wouldn't mind