Pop Goes The Weasel

Let's all sing
Pop goes the weasel

Pop goes the, pop goes the whinin' of the weasel
I see the empty pocket needs a refill
I got a squad with a list of complainers
I shoulda started RAPE, Rappers Against Phony Entertainers
So we can make it known that we won't get swayed
It's ninety-one son, so something's gotta change
Gettin' paid to peddle sneakers and soda pop
Pop-pop-pop goes the weasel as drawers drop
Why not take your top ten pop hit
Fix the music and make senseless rhymes fit?
I guess it's the fact that you can't be artistic
Intricate raps, becomin' so simplistic
I got a strong mind that doesn't have to be spoon-fed
And I can read what doesn't have to be read
So some stay illiterate and feeble
Legally licked, you go the ways of the weasel

Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop goes the weasel 'cause the weasel goes pop
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop goes the weasel 'cause the weasel goes pop

Hip-hop, got turned into hit pop
The second a record was number one on the pop charts
But don'ts get on the heart that gotta start in the ghetto
Let no one forget about the hard part
Now in ninety-one we got a new brand, a new band
Lookin' like the same old Klan
Same old thieves that scheme, so we gotta make sure
That real rap has got to endure
Why score more points in one period
Appearing in complex structure like a pyramid?
The paper for the media presence
You learn lessons from the face of false legends
Stop vexin' on the skills you ain't originate
The thin ice you skate upon will break and set you straight
Ate up on the plate, now who's diesel?
Not the weasel, not the weasel, pop goes the weasel

Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop goes the weasel 'cause the weasel goes pop
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop goes the weasel 'cause the weasel goes pop

You stole somebody's record then you looped it, you looped it
You boosted the record then you looped it, you looped it
Hey yo, I came from Cali and they hooped it, they hooped it
But now you're gettin' sued, kinda stupid
Boosted tracks get slapped, you got no haps
To reach the four corners of the map
For the kids in Kansas, to those who speak Spanish
Doin' crazy damage so the wack gets banished
Can't manage the truth until you fly away
You ain't quick so you switch off the exit from a highway
To rest but a crook has to take a second look
Ever heard of a chef who can't cook?
But the Minister Prime can lay laws
Hey yo, Pete Nice, rip the mic and go for yours
Goes for mine, I goes for mine
Find the Prime won't eat the green eggs and swine
Online like the Serch in a hoodie with the woody
Get a disk or tape at Sam Goody
Why'd you run through the doors some left open?
Ropin' off the scenes of the crime smokin'
I got putnam 'em up like a stud, see
Blowin' up like I'm throwin' up a beef patty
Sellouts run about like the measles
No cures 'cause pop goes the weasel

Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop goes the weasel 'cause the weasel goes pop
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop goes the weasel 'cause the weasel goes pop
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop goes the weasel 'cause the weasel goes pop
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop goes the weasel 'cause the weasel goes pop

Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel
Pop, pop goes the weasel, the weasel