Three Times A Lady

CHAD (spoken)
He was my best friend.

RICH MAN (spoken)
My wife...
An enormous ice sculpture fell on top
of her and cut her into so many pieces!

CHAD (spoken)
I'm giving him a burial at sea.

RICH MAN (spoken)
Me too.

CHAD
Thanks for the times that you've given me
The memories are all in my mind

(SPLASH)

RICH MAN
And now that we've come
To the end of our rainbow
There's something I must say out loud!

You're once, twice,
Three times a lady
And I love you
Yes, you're once,

(SPLASH)

RICH MAN
Twice,

(SPLASH)

RICH MAN
Three times a lady
And I love you

(Rich Man quietly sobs)

RICH MAN
I love you

(SPLASH)

CHAD (spoken)
You forgot a piece.

RICH MAN (spoken)
I'm saving it!