Beat My Guest

Well tie me up and hit me with a stick
Beat me, beat me
Yeah, use a truncheon or a household brick
Yeah beat me, beat me, oh!
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oh

There's so much happiness behind these tears
Beat me, beat me
I pray you'll beat me
For ten thousand years
Beat me, beat me, oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oh

Oh well, now I'm black and blue, baby
I love you
Be your dog
For just one flog
You don't hear me plead
Make me bleed
Beat me, beat me, oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oh

Well use a truncheon or a cricket bat
Beat me, beat me
A good beatings really where it's at
Beat me, beat me oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oh

Oh well, now I'm black and blue, baby
I love you
Be your dog
For just one flog
You don't hear me plead
Make me bleed
Beat me, beat me

Oh well, now I'm black and blue, baby
I love you
Be your dog
For just one flog
You don't hear me plead
Make me bleed
Beat me, beat me, oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh

Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oh, oy-oyee!
Oh, wee! Oh, wee!
Oh, wee! Oh, oy-oy-oh
Alright muchachos