Bye Bye Blumberg

My name is Charlie Bloomberg
And I travel everywhere
'Cause I'm a travelling salesman
So I fly from here to there
In every town I visit
Folks must think I'm really swell
'Cause every time I leave a town
I get a fond farewell
Every time I fly away
People cry and they say

Bye, bye Bloomberg
It's a shame I have to go
Seeing as how they miss me so
Bye, bye Bloomberg

Once I took a trip with Irving Cohen
No one even noticed he was goin'
Me they smashed across the head
With champagne and they said
Bloomberg, bye-bye
Packed by Playboy magazine
Drip-dry shirt and Dramamine

It's bye, bye Bloomberg

All night long I'm like Don Juan
But sorry girls, I fly at dawn

Bye, bye Bloomberg

The stewardess says, "Fasten safety belt, sir"
Then she serves me coffee, tea or seltzer
And each night when I retire
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Sings, Bloomberg, bye-bye

I was in Cambodia
They don't say hello to ya

Just bye, bye Bloomberg

In the archipelagos
No matter where a fella goes

Bye, bye Bloomberg

Even in Arabia when I fly by
Abdul Nasser stands there waving bye-bye
And you'll see when I'm really gone
In neon lights at Forest Lawn

Bloomberg, bye-bye

Beloved Bloomberg
Oh, Bloomberg
Bye-bye
Look up in the sky
You will find a Bloomberg of happiness