Best Man Wins

He ain't from where we come from
We may talk slow, but we ain't dumb
He thinks we're all just country hicks
He double-dared these derelicts
Yee-haw! (Yee-haw!)

Even a wolf in sheep's disguise
Won't pull the wool over our eyes
He's a dry martini sipper
But we hold our women like we hold our liquor
He may have fixed the corn
But he ain't foolin' us
It's time to pay the fiddler, hey
Enough is enough
Woo!
Hee-haw, hee-haw
There's two roosters
Just one hen
Hee-haw, hee-haw
It's a fight to the finish
May the best man win!
Hee-haw, hee-haw
There's two pigs
Just one pen
Hee-haw, hee-haw
It's a fight to the finish
May the best man win!

Yeah
But y'all seen him
He's got style and he's got slick
But you've got heart and you've got grit
He's got secrets, mystery
But you've got all this history
You ain't gonna let her go
No, not without a fight (you gotta fight!)
It's time to let the moon shine
Shed a little light
Hee-haw, hee-haw
There's two lions
Just one den
Hee-haw, hee-haw
There's two roosters
Just one hen
Hee-haw, hee-haw
There's two bottles
Just one spin
Hee-haw, hee-haw
It's a fight to the finish
May the best man win

Milk that cow!
Milk that cow!
Milk that cow!
Milk that cow!
Pork that pig!
Goose the goose!
Roly poly!

Woo!
Ain't gonna let her go
Ain't gonna let her go
Ain't gonna let her go without a fight
Ain't gonna let him take
Ain't gonna let him take
Ain't gonna let him take me girl tonight
Ain't gonna let him break
Ain't gonna let him break
Ain't gonna let him break the ties that bind
It's time to let the moon
It's time to let the moon shine
Woo!

Hee-haw, hee-haw
There's two triggers
Just one gun
Hee-haw, hee-haw
There's two hot dogs
Just one bun
Hee-haw, hee-haw
There's two whiskeys
Just one glass
Hee-haw, hee-haw
There's two horses
And just one ass
Hee-haw, hee-haw

It's a fight to the finish
May the best man win!