I Wanna Do Debbie

What's the matter, Rick? Lady trouble?

Yeah, why so blue?

Well, fellas, it's like this
I'm just a guy, like any other guy
I wanna have sex, don't ask me why
My girl is hot, and she's pretty nice too
But now that she's working, I don't know what to do
I wanna do Debbie
Debbie's what I wanna do
I wanna do Debbie

Maybe her and Lisa too
I wanna do Debbie
Oh, the job's gotta go, I can't take it anymore
It's messing with my brain and it's screwing up my score
There are plenty of other chicks with big beautiful tits
With no dreams and no cheers and no jobs
Wanna do Debbie
But she won't even let me sink the tip

I'm dumping her

That's it
Oh, Debbie