Nat 1 On Stealth Check

Hear ye now, my noble friends, a tale of silent grace
A shadow in the moonlight, no sound to leave a trace
I crept along the hallway, my dagger held just so
The die was cast - a perfect plan... or so I thought to go

The cube did spin upon the wood, the tavern went all still
The fateful roll, the hand of doom, the gods did have their fill

Nat one on the stealth check, the hinge gave out a scream
The door blew wide, the candle fell, the cat began to keen
Nat one on the stealth check, the guards now all awake
And I was chased through market square for some... minor mistake

I stepped upon a bucket, it rattled like a drum
The shawm began to squeal as if the minstrels all had come
A pot rolled down the hallway, a fiddle screeched in fright
And every knight within the keep knew exactly where to fight

Nat one on the stealth check, the hinge gave out a scream
The door blew wide, the candle fell, the cat began to keen
Nat one on the stealth check, the guards now all awake
And I was chased through market square for some... minor mistake