"I Am A Terrifying And Imposing Figure...!"

Guess who!
Did I surprise you?
You scared me half to death!
I AM A TERRIFYING AND IMPOSING FIGURE!
You know, you are a very handsome woman
Thank you
How would you like to be the wife of the Ambassador to France?
That would be nice
Come, let me steal a kiss
I don't think so
Oh, just one little kiss
Stop
Oh-ho ho! A coquette, hey!
Let go of me!
I WANT A KISS!
Are you alright?
I am more then alright
I am extraordinary
I am to be reckoned with
I am the next Ambassador to France!
Your train is on track six, Mr. President
President Garfield!
Yes?
I want to be Ambassador to France!
I'm sorry?
I want to be Ambassador to France
Mad as a hatter