Dick Lips (Live/1999)

Please mom, you ground me all the time
I know that I was right all along

And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
Just having fun

You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before

Shit dad, please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed at least one time
Can I blame it on one of my dumb friends?
It's been awhile since I've have used that line

You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait)
For something new (for something new)
And yesterday (and yesterday)
I thought of you (I thought of you)
Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Alright

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before

Hey uh Mark
What, what the fuck do you want Tom? I'm sick of
"Hey Mark, hey hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this
Hey look at- look at how I make it bigger if I rub it
Look at this, hey Mark come here"
No seriously, Mark, hey, hey Mark
I wasn't really masturbating, I've never done that
I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps
That-that's what you say, that's what you say
If your parents ever catch you
"I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off"

You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago?
'Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it
Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it
'Cause otherwise we'll play it twice
Yeah, you bastards, song goes like this