Turn This Off!

If you're too sensitive, well turn this off
If you're offended by these words, then please fuck off
If you're an asshole (oh-oh) with a dick, then that's something I can lick
Then maybe we can call ourselves proctologists

When I first took you out for sushi on a date
You took me home, I sadly pumped away
On your stomach (ah-oh), face, or ass, it's your fault I came fast
So don't blame it on me, that's a you thing