The Fart Song

You come out of there right now
Oh, I'm not coming out
But this is

When you feel like school has sucked the wind out of your sails
Remember that it's cool to use the wind that's in your tails

Fart, fart, fart, fart
Fart, fart, fart
Every fart is a work of art
Don't know where to begin?
Don't know where to start?
Farts will set you free

It's that gas from your ass
It's that toot from your boot
That hum from your bum
It's that loot in your chute
All that air from your own derrière
Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty

What do we wanna do? (Fart, fart)
Open up your butt cheeks
This is how our butts speak
Let's go fart

It's that gas from your ass
It's that toot from your boot
That hum from your bum
It's that loot in your chute
All that air from your own derrière
Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty
'Cause farts will set you free

Are you crying?
It's so beautiful
His fart set them free, he's a hero
Don't you get it?