Taffy Butt

Teddy was right about the treasure in the butt
The next day you will see
Taff is washed up on the beach

And, oh, my God, is that a gold bar?
The wave just washed him out far
The kids didn't look close enough in the taffy butt

You have a taffy butt
There's treasure in that butt
I want that taffy butt
Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!

Taffy butt
It's such a taffy butt!
There's gold there in that butt
Give me some taffy butt
Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi!

Taffy butt
Oh, I want the taffy butt
Give me, give me
Give me some taffy butt
Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!