If I Wasn’T In America (Live At The Bbc For "Saturday Club" / 15Th February, 1964)

Now then, me lucky lads
What do you reckon you'll all be doing when this program's broadcast?
Yeah, I have a bit of a Sunday down in Florida
Miami Beach, Brian
Lovely, lovely Sunday
That's for me
It's amazing that you can hear us, seeing as we're in America now
And you're so far away
Yes, I am indeed, very amazing it is

And when you come back to England, I believe you've got
Seven weeks filming ahead of you, haven't you?
So what'll you be doing in the movie?
We won't be acting, because we'll just be ourselves, we think, we hope
And, uh, we'll be singing and all
I suppose you can call it acting, really, couldn't you?
Well, who can act? None of us can act, what's the thing?
John can act the ghost
Oh, that's mean (Ringo, I know)
If I wasn't in America, I'd punch you