Calamity Jane

There's a new girl in town
Everybody's talking 'bout
If you see her walking by
She'll make you scream and shout

Don't ask her for her number
'Cause she's the kind of girl that can't be tamed, oh, no
Ladies and gentlemen introducing

The one and only Calamity Jane
Calamity Jane, Jane, Jane
Calamity Jane, Jane, Jane
Calamity Jane!

Well, she's never dressed for comfort
She's always dressed in style
Whenever she's on the move
It drives us poor boys wild

Whatever that girl is drinking
Two more, bartender
Just the same
It's a pleasure to introduce you

Everybody welcome, Calamity Jane
Calamity Jane, Jane, Jane
Calamity Jane, Jane, Jane
Calamity Jane!

Well, she don't want your car or your money
She don't want no fortune and fame
She always starts a commotion
Well, that's why they gave her her name
Calamity Jane!

She can rock out in the daytime and dance the night away
She don't care what people think or what the folks might say
All the girls, they want to be her
All the guys, they want to meet her
Just the same
Well, it's a pleasure, won't you welcome

The one and only, Calamity Jane
Calamity Jane, Jane, Jane
Calamity Jane, Jane, Jane
Calamity Jane

Calamity Jane, Jane, Jane
Calamity Jane, Jane, Jane
Calamity Jane!