I Regret To Inform You

I regret to inform you
I enjoyed the loveliest afternoon
With a person I fear you've not yet had the pleasure to meet
I regret to inform you
That I've planned to meet them again quite soon
And the next time I do I won't keep our affair so discreet
But regret's not the right kind of word
For I'm proud of the time that I spent
My intentions were never to hurt
But it seems things were meant to go the way that they went
So I'm here to inform you
I enjoyed the loveliest afternoon
With the loveliest person I've recently gotten to know
And there's no need to worry
I think that we'll all get along when you finally see
It's been years in the making but I'd like to introduce you to me
I regret to inform you
I enjoyed the loveliest afternoon
With a person I fear you've not yet had the pleasure to meet
I regret to inform you
That I've planned to meet them again quite soon
And the next time I do I won't keep our affair so discreet
But regret's not the right kind of word
For I'm proud of the time that I spent
My intentions were never to hurt
But it seems things were meant to go the way that they went
So I'm here to inform you
I enjoyed the loveliest afternoon
With the loveliest person I've recently gotten to know
And there's no need to worry
I think that we'll all get along when you finally see
It's been years in the making
Years in the making
Years in the making
Years in the making
But I'd like to introduce you to me"