Earache My Eye

My mamma talkin' to me, tryna to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom in a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach, he's done kicked me off the team
For wearing high-heeled sneakers and acting like a queen (queen)

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny
'Cause I'm a big rock star, and I'm making lots of money
Money, money, money, money, money
I'm so bloody rich, I own apartment buildings and shopping center
And I only know three chords, watch me burn you fools

I said turn that thing down and get ready for school
Hey, what are you trying to do? You ruined my record, man, I just bought it
I don't care what you just bought
You get your little fanny perpendicular and get ready for school
I'm not going to school
What do you mean you're not going to school?

It's what I said, I'm not going to school
And why not?
Because I'm sick, that's why not
Sick, you're sick, all right
What's wrong with you now, prince charming?
I got an earache

Earache, my eye, how would you like a butt ache?
Now, get your little fanny out of that bed and clean up this room
It looks like a pigsty, you hear me?
All right, that's enough, that's enough
You pushed me far enough, young man, you're gettin' punished
Now stand up, no I said stand up!

Ah, let go of my hair, man
Now, young man, I have talked to you and talked to you and talked to you
Til' I'm blue in the face, and I'm done talking to you
Good, does that mean you're done spitting on me, too?
Shut up, I'm not done talking to you, now turn around and bend over
Or what are you going to do, you pervert?

Pervert? What are you snobby little
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Oh, shut up, I haven't even touched you yet
Now I want you to know this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me
Oh wow, that didn't even hurt
Oh, yeah?

Oh, wow, what are you trying to do, tickle me?
Tickle you? Yeah, I'll tickle you, ow!
Oh, is that tickle, huh?
Come on, I'll tickle
Come on, lock it up, honey, come on
Oh no more, no more

All right, now you're gonna do what I tell ya?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You gonna talk back to me?
Yeah, yeah, what?
I mean no, no, no, no, no
Alright, now you get your clothes on and get your little butt ready for school right now
Do you understand? Yeah, alright