Tossed Salad

See, the whole damn country is so damn conservative now Everybody's like, jails ain't tough enough jails ain't tough enough We got to have a death penalty jails ain't tough enough, Your Jails are fucked Up okay don't believe the hype the problem is the reason jails are so crowded because
Life is fucked up too when people are broke people are starving
Life is catching up to jail shi if you live in a whole project a new jail ain't that bad
Shi i was watching on hbo had this special on, the jail special a couple of months ago now
Normally when you see a special about jail it's on regular tv and there's a lot of shit
Don't show oh not the hbo jail special oh they showed it all they were interviewing a brother
In there they said now sir when a new inmate comes in and he wants some drugs how do you
Initiate him the guy goes well the first thing i do is make him toss my salad
The guy's like toss my salad well what's that guy well having your salad tossed means having your
Asshole eaten out with jelly or sir i prefer sir i'm not making this up and then the guy said no
Why must you go through all of that sir why not just oral sex he goes well when a man sucking your
Dick he can pretend that's something else when he's eating ass he knows its ass, way to go, we don't need a death penalty, we've got the toss salad man, shii
If i had a choice right now between the electric chair tossing a salad I'd be
Like so we plug it in? shouldn't i be wet? Everybody talking hoo schools are out of
Control oh they're out of control we need prayer in the schools we don't need
Prayer in schools we need the toss salad man in school
That'll straighten the kids out
Hey, Jimmy, you got a D. You know what you gotta do?
No! No! I don't wanna toss the salad!
I don't wanna toss the salad!
I'ma read!
I'ma learn to read!