The Chess Game

That's the king, treat him nice
Use some brains, now protect him
Yes, I know
Here I go
Play the game

Please, don't watch me
I can do it
Have a little scotch
Shit, I blew it!

Maybe you could show me where
I fear I've lost my head

Do you want my help?
No, I don't
I can think it through myself
Start again, we've seen the worst
I'll go first

Move a pawn
No, sir
Move
Where?
There
Here?
Move a pawn
Who?
Not the queen
Who?
Jesus!

Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along

Winning is everything to me
(Nothing is everything to me)
Winning is everything to me
(Nothing is everything to me)
Except sex

Move the pawn
And money, hm

Good first move
Quite alright
Take a turn
Thank you kindly

Move the pawn
Move the pawn
Take my hand
Play the game

God, you're pretty
More's the pity
Since you need a man
What?
Who's brainy?
Or witty?
Move

What should I do now?
Move
Where?
There
How should I behave myself?
Maybe we should call it quits
This game shits

Let me win
Yes, sir
Please
Yes
Thanks
Wait!
Whizzer wins!
Wait!
Whizzer wins!
Wait!
Checkmate!

Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along

Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner
Be a patsy, lose at chess
Always bravely acquiesce
Clip the coupons, make the dinner
And love him

This has got to come to a stop, Marvin
(This had got to come to a stop)
This has been a lousy but fabulous flop
Anyone understand?
All I want's a kiss
Anyone understand?
Don't start explaining
I'm sick of explaining
And this had better come to a stop, Marvin (Whizzer)
Now, Whizzer (Marvin)
Ciao, Marvin (Whizzer)
Bend

This had better come
This had better come to a-
This, this, this, this
This had better come to an end
(This had better come to an end)
This had better come to an end