Up Here, In Canada

Timmies and hockey, syrup and bacon
Molson and mounties petrol can stations
Throwin' on some cheese and gravy on top of our fries (that's a poutine)
And we wear our plaid sweaters when we walk amongst the northern lights

Rockies and prairies, oceans and lakes
Other than winter, all the seasons are great
Brushin' off the snow a little longer than we'd like, oh-oh-oh
But you won't hear us complaining 'cause that just wouldn't be polite (no man)

'Cause up here, in Canada
The air's clear, the weather's adequate
We all cheer, we're pretty passionate
And everybody has a pet polar bear (and a moose)
Yah, up here, in Canada

Celsius, kilometres, Prime Ministers and provinces
We maybe say it different but we always keep our promises
We said we'd win the gold back in 2010 (and we did)
But because we're so nice, we'll let you win every now and again (but not too much)

'Cause up here, in Canada
We like beards, we think they're fabulous
We don't fear, if people laugh at us
For wearing six pairs of long underwear (and a toque)
Yah, up here, in Canada

Basketball, telephones, Wonder-bras and hockey
Snowmobiles, ketchup chips and even walkie-talkies
Peanut butter, garbage bags, the mighty foghorn
Just a few things that you can thank us for (you're welcome)

Shatner, Carrey, Myers, Gosling, Reynolds and Reeves
Candy, Short, Michael J. and all of Schitt's Creek
Celine, Shania, Adams, Bieber, Bublé and Drake
We're sorry about Nickelback, yah, that was a mistake
We're sorry, we're sorry, yah, we're sorry, eh
We're so, so, sorry!

'Cause up here, in Canada
We like beer, and our cannabis
And each year, we all get taxed a bunch
But everybody gets free healthcare (and a goos)
Yah, up here, in Canada

Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo
Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo
Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo
Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo
Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo