Feel Like Hell Today

I got a spam call at 5AM
The damn trash man missed my bin
And my neighbor's dog did his business on my fresh mowed lawn again
I was trying to get to work on time
But the mailman blocked my drive
And douchebag Jim parked his Tesla in that spot he knows is mine

Some days people just suck
But I got my mind made up

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today
No P.O.S gon' take a piss on my parade
I got too much life to live
And too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today

Even if my ex goes 'round lyin'
Boss man tries to keep me all nightin'
Karen in the comments keeps typin'
I'll be doing just fine

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today
No P.O.S gon' take a piss on my parade
I got too much life to live
And too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today

If you got a job that sucks
And if the taxman takes too much
Yeah, and if you need a strong one
Here's a sing along one
Go on, raise it on up

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today
No P.O.S gon' take a piss on my parade
I got too much life to live
And too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today
I got too much life to live
And too few shits to give
And ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today