My Love Is Equal To...

My love for you is equal to all get out
My love for you is equal to a football shout
My love for you is equal to a gooey gout
A baby's pout, a wall hide trout
A silly scout, a foamy stout, yeah

My love for you is equal to the gum on my shoe
Da da da da da
My love for you is equal to mulligan stew
My love for you is equal to a big cow moo
A ribbon blue, a room with a view
A box of jujus, a mean tattoo, honey

That's my love for you
Big finish now

My love for you is like a cobweb hanging around
Da da da da da
My love for you is like a velvet crying clown
My love for you is like a mangy snoozing hound
A baby's coo, a pup with no poo
A kid with a flu, a sponge when it's new, yeah

That's my love for you
Oh, do it again
That's my love for you
Yeah baby
That's my love for you
Yeah