Back In The Day (Feat. The Lonely Island)

All the city, chillin' on the stoop in the future, you said it, space friend
Boy, I tell you, things these days move too fast
Makes me wanna crack wise about how it was back in the day
You, homeless robot, drop a stoopy-ass beatbox
(Shit is not goin' well for homeless robot, two, three, four)

Fore-fore a best-seller meant to directors went interstellar
Before the impeccable smeller, before they banned Old Yeller
In the wake of the presidential dog fuckin' scandal
When astronauts rocked the sports sandals

They didn't have expandable mandibles
And granules of Jack Daniels didn't heal the wounds of animals
When botanicals still weren't a biological weapon
In the war with the tarantulas!

Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy
But now, we go back and re-rap to make it sound repeaty
Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy
Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy

Now, we change history like the feat is measly
SARCs these days don't know how good they have it
We used to have plutonium in our jet-packet
We had to take the super two before it had hyperdrive
Make me wanna holler, hah! But we're still alive

You tell 'em, Gorgon, thanks, Gorgon (can you guys spare some knock-outs?)
Absolutely not, get a job, robot (can I crash at your place tonight?)
Oh, you trash can, get out of here, you hunk of junk
(Can I crash at your place tonight?) No, get out of here, take it on the road
(Sorry, sorry, overstepped my bounds) talk about a malfunction
(It's foul, don't worry about me) you old hunk of junk