The Bad Touch 2K22 (Noisetime Remix)

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
Just like Daylight Savings Time

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Getting horny now (getting horny now)

(Do it now, do it now, do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(C-channel, channel, channel) do it again now

(Discovery Channel) do it again now
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

The Discovery Channel
The Discovery Channel
The Discovery Channel
The Discovery Channel

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, "I want to be down in your South Seas"
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory

So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, Tool Time
You'll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style, so we can both watch X-Files

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(C-channel, channel, channel) do it again now

(Discovery Channel) do it again now
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (go)