I Feel Bad For You, Dave

(Okay, one more time)

@Dave079, on the couch
He finds a little fire in his heart
Thumbs on glass, he writes what no one asked
And feels a little better, feels a little better

Dave is the kind of guy to lose a friend
Over a board game he doesn't get
Stubs his toe, lets everyone know that he can do a push-up
Then he'll do a push-up

Dave, I feel bad for you
Davе, don't you know it could be better
Davе

Hmm

Underscore "@_I-Am-Kate_" another underscore
Finds a little fire in her heart
Dave from work does push-ups in the dirt
Maybe to impress her, maybe it's his temper

But Kate is the kind of girl to type a name into a search bar
And she can confirm
Dave079 is an asshole online
And, oh, the fire's gone
Didn't last that long

Dave, I feel bad for you
Dave, don't you know it could be better
Dave (Dave, Dave)

Hm

Hm, Dave
Hm, Dave