I Cast Fireball

Kick down the door, the dungeon's deep
The boss is waiting, the minions creep
The rogue says "stealth," the cleric prays
But I've got a better way to play!

The fighter shouts, "Think this through!"
But I've got one spell, and it's tried and true!

I don't care how big the room is!

I CAST FIREBALL!

Everything burns, it's all in the plan
If you're in range, then that's on you, man!

I CAST FIREBALL!

Wizard robes and magic hands
I bring destruction at my command
The bard sings tunes, the ranger aims
But big explosions win the game!

The DM sighs, "Are you sure?"
But I'm rolling—no need to detour!

I don't care how big the room is!

I CAST FIREBALL!

Everything burns, it's all in the plan
If you're in range, then that's on you, man!

I CAST FIREBALL!

Minions fry, the walls collapse
The fighter's mad? Too late for that!
The cleric's down, the rogue is toast
But hey—at least the boss is roast!

I don't care how big the room is!

I CAST FIREBALL!

Everything burns, it's all in the plan
If you're in range, then that's on you, man!

I CAST FIREBALL!

The party groans, I hear them rage
But fire's fun at any stage!
Next time I'll hold... well, maybe not
Because fireball just hits the spot!

I don't care how big the room is!

I CAST FIREBALL!

Everything burns, it's all in the plan
If you're in range, then that's on you, man!

I CAST FIREBALL! I CAST FIREBALL!