Just Another Rhumba

It Happened To Me
On A Trip To The West Indies
Oh, I'm All At Sea
Since That Trip To The West Indies
I'm Jittery
I'm Twittery
I Guess I'm Done For
I Guess I'm Through
And It's Something About Which There's Nothing Anyone Can Do
It Isn't Love
It Isn't Money Trouble
It's A Very Funny Trouble:
It's Just Another Rhumba
But It Certainly Has My Numb-Bah
So Much So, That I Can't Eat Or Slum-Bah
Can You Imagine Anything Dumb-Bah?
Why Did I Have To Plan A
Vacation In Havana?
Why Did I Take That Trip
That Made Me Lose My Grip?
Oh! That Piece Of Music Laid Me Low
There It Goes Again:
Just Another Rhumba
Which I Heard Only Last Septum-Bah
I'm A Wreck, Why Did I Have To Succumb-Bah
Can You Imagine Anything Dumb-Bah?
Why Did I Have To Succumb-Bah
To That Rhumba?
Ahah, I'm The Cucaracha, Who Just Went Blah
And Gave Up Swinging Ha-Cha, Ahah
Ahah, At First It Was Devine-Ah
But It Turned Out A Cuban Frankenstein-Ah
Ahah, It's Got Me By The Throat-Ah!
Oh, What's The Antidote-Ah?
Ahah, It Brought Me Woe And Strife-Ah
Oh, Where's A Gun Or Knife-Ah?
It's The Rhumba That Blighted My Life
There It Goes Again:
Just Another Rhumba
But It Certainly Has My Numb-Bah
So Much So, That I Can't Eat Or Slum-Bah
Can You Imagine Anything Dumb-Bah?
Why Did I Have To Succumb-Bah
To That Rhumba?
(Instrumental Break)
There It Goes Again:
Just Another Rhumba
But It Cert