The Central Scrutinizer

This is the Central Scrutinizer
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
That haven't been passed yet
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you
To the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities
You might be performing which could eventually lead to
The death penalty

Or affect your parents' credit rating
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps
Like you, who do wrong things
And many of them were driven to these crimes
By a horrible force called music

Our studies have shown that this horrible force
Is so dangerous to society at large
That laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described
In tiny paragraphs, so they won't conflict with the Constitution
Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future

I bring you now a special presentation
To show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music
The white zone is for loading and unloading only
If you have to load or unload, go to the white zone
You'll love it, it's a way of life

Hi, it's me, I'm back
This is the Central Scrutinizer
The white zone is for loading and unloading only
If you gotta load, or if you gotta unload, go to the white zone
You'll love it, it's a way of life
That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life
That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life
You'll love it
The Central Scrutinizer