Oh My Gaush
Gaush
3:45Huh, chaubis ghante wala challenge haar gaya tu Kya re, kidhar the itna time, haan? Do din lage ye tatti, trash ass gaana likha hai Ek counter ni bhenchod Kya fuckhole gaana tha ye bhai? Fuck this guy bro Pehla round jeeta GAUSH ne, abhi second round phir se loss kha Nau minute ka woh podcast? Uh, nau minute ka woh porn tha Fake narrative establish kar ni paya, fail ho gaye tere campaigns Abey Gaush Gang hi akele chod raha hai Imagine losing to a fanpage, lodu Mujhe jod mat koi scripted reality show se Inke favourites badhaayenge ye, politics roz ke Kiye chaar mahine torture ye morally tod ke Fairness kabhi tha hi nahi show pe, uh Sympathy gain kari channel se isne Act like a baby and cried like a bitch then Gaand chaate Supandhi, jeetana fix hai Battle ko chhod, woh season hi rigged hai Scale pe hai nahi baraabari Shunya teen shook me a little, didn't cause any damage That shit got over right just like the show's hype Seconds chala uske baad ho gaya vanish Ayy, shake your shit up, boy don't plan it Earthquake early warning, don't panic You're like 5'7" and I'm 6'4", way serious of a threat, damn it Is gaane se hi marega tu, naa pohonchne ki jarurat address par Mai chhabis ka nahi bete pachis ka jaake pehle apne facts check kar Idhar kar show ki buraayi phir jaake saale unki ass lick kar Teri gang ko thasaake rakha hai Gauresh ne uske adlibs par Man rhymed Gauresh with Gauresh for four bars straight NM ke chhokre log chhodte nahi, jisko bhi pakadte, khol daalte US chale jaana chahiye tha, nakli show ke liye ruk kayko gaye Bengali nahi US ki accent, Uday, you die today, ha And I can do this all day, no stress motherfucker Chop lage khaas nahi, hai clarity nahi jhaat Made you lose by run like you were batting second No one bats an eye for a second Chal raha kya hai, pichhe pohonchti ni khabar Kaha hai tera unreleased? Bole, "You don't want the beef" Bitch, I want all of that, what's up Thas gaya ye, de raha das bahaane Jab bhi maan chaahe, bichhe bas laashe I don't trust my friends, nikle sarp saale I need one more hit, just to pop my shit, ho Bhai isko lakhwa lag gaya hai Dekh GAUSH laya diss, isko sadma lag gaya hai, yeah Hype chase kab se kar raha hai Tabhi baap se tedi baat karne lag gaya hai Thas gaya ye, de raha das bahaane Jab bhi maan chaahe, bichhe bas laashe, ho Aa raha nahi mass on your own Tabhi kar raha aake mere field mein disturbance (higgs) Man sold his soul to the devil Shunya teen tha time 'n' now you beefing with me son? (devil's hour) Baffled you, shuru hote hi khatam, I feel bad for you, ho Bitch goes on like a Higgs boson Even that couldn't make him the god particle, ay Goddamn Mere pe kyu hi, they are letting air out, queef chehre se tu hi Maare tere Gs spot pe, dekhe hai bullies Revenge is sweet and I'd be tasting it fully You're going down, get ahead A don is coming to push a kid out, grah mein ni khushi Seeing vaginal juice is what battling you is like That's why I call it facing a pussy Always counted out, enumeration Ripped to pieces, I tally 'em, tabulation Sequence of events, laaye ubaasi, sum the previous bars, Fibonacci Feeble Nazis, kill kare, juice up Had me gassed up for such a hollow cost Now you're on my watch and I'll log you off Bars fall apart like you're out of mars, network chocolate (yeah) Baap nahi bada bhai bol Diss mein haraana nahi jam raha hai Toh saala ye paid PRs idhar chala raha hai bohot Fake news, fake PRs karke bhi lage itne jyada average, motherfucker Diss daalne ki bhi jarurat nahi Isko fans hi mere kar rahe damage, motherfucker, uh Battle rapper mere lund se ye, kaha pe hai iska killer instinct? Ye prewritten bole, counters maare mere without mask, lip sync Moot diya battle rap pe tere, karega araam GAUSH iske baad Gaand-masti hi karni hai tereko Toh phir beef kar le jaake Gauntlet ke saath Mai fisla toh log aa gaye the mujhe uthaane Bhai waha kama ke gaya tha Mai khud se gira waha first time Baaki har time mujhe giraaya gaya tha Main stage pe ye chaatenge aur kare fame gain Even though we on the same page, you can never be on the same pain Gaush Gang ne diye saare proofs, inki gaand fati, jaake silwaaye Kya inspire kar raha ladko ko? Beta khud mere se tu inspired Ladkiya aati hai saamne se, apan kabhi nahi padte chut ke naad mein Sign language se tu muthi maar aur phir moan kar apne dusre haath se Gang mein saare criss-cross bhare, seedhe kisi ke bhi naa hai daant Agar khatna karana hai free mein, inke munh mein lund de do bhaisahab Ye beef apni goes way back, jaise hairline VNI ka Bolta hai mujhe copy phir jaake Bantai aur Dollar ka style chhaap Thas gaya ye, de raha das bahaane Jab bhi maan chaahe, bichhe bas laashe I don't trust my friends, nikle sarp saale I need one more hit, just to pop my shit, ho Bhai isko lakhwa lag gaya hai Dekh GAUSH laya diss, isko sadma lag gaya hai, yeah Hype chase kab se kar raha hai Tabhi baap se tedi baat karne lag gaya hai Thas gaya ye, de raha das bahaane Jab bhi maan chaahe, bichhe bas laashe, ho Bohot pehle ho chuke O wale flows Bete kar le kuchh thoda toh original All on my own lekin chochle karoge toh phod denge Bro teri khol denge pol Rolling with Cole, he the GOAT Doing no metaphors with the clothes but I won't ever fold Oh you a ho little virgin ass bitch The only thing he's getting blown is his nose Sikha mat galat sahi, tereko litaake chodunga palang pe hi Diddy le raha hai tereko reverse cowgirl mein Par pehli baar nahi jo tu palat rahi Swallow karle mera namak bhai, tu for the streets par tu sadak nahi Navi Mumbai ke chhokre log chhodte nahi Bantai daal dete hum seedha halak mein hi (samajh mein aaya kya?) Laude se chhoo raha be lyrically tu Flow taapne mein achha, kar mimicry tu Channel tujhe pair kar raha tha mere khilaaf Tabhi jaake thodi hype mili tujhe, ooh Channel cap bohot karte, bolne pe chal unke, ramp walk, ladke Style tera khud ka nahi, lage wannabe Jaise Delhi rappers Bombay slangs mock karke Ask about me, aankho ke saamne, GAUSH lashes out bitch Channel ne suna you just turned eighteen Tabhi aake pela tujhe casting couch pe Nanga ye ghume, no fashion outfits, khud aake saamne jhuka hai Saamne se beef leke chud gaya, zindagi bhar mujhe gaand de chuka hai Paas ho rahe ni bill, gates se tere I'ma just call you a crude liability How are you balancing sheets? Iske balance ki sheets jab khud ho rahe tally nahi Paise naa milne ki baat kare Channel se winning prize aaya nahi ab bhi The only time he got paid by T is when he's workin' at Dolly Ki Tapri Show ke baad fatna naseeb mein nahi, ladke saare gayab hai Show pe tu kara woh theekh, ab ye naachega sirf Gauresh ke ishaare pe Tried your best but Bassick outrapped your ass in Ground Shunya Fumble tabhi khud kara tha chutiya, pakad lete sab chhote jaasoos yaha Tu aur teri rhyme schemes copied hai Chopper mein Token se, lofi mein Anjum se, ay Flows mimic karna asaan hai Naye banaane mushkil samjhega tu, kar khud se Battle bars khud ke recycled, duniya ko nasamajh samajhe ye mandbuddhi Har kadam pe I be going so ham, gang teri jale mere har gun se Channel tha gira raha mujhe aur madat kare tujhe chadhne Ishaare shoot kara do baar iske liye, helping hands for this fuckface Sign language coach laaye iske liye, actions kar ni paya dhang se Tell me what's the point of using sign language If you cannot do it on the first take Teri personality jaise bro idhar pe split hoga aadhe mein tu Ye single nahi double hai twin tower Andar se phodu aur bahar se bhi lu Triple extensions trap, bro aa gaya dekh mere jhaanse mein tu Golmaal wala Lucky ye totla Supandhi, har jagah kare, "Ayy maayayo" Ha-ha, le le bhai lyrical beef, let's get it Ye metal rod hai mere haath mein, right hand mein rakhi grip tight Mera thumb bataayega direction of the current Ungliya magnetic field right Physics use kar raha real life mein, there's one other rule as well Tu baat samajh, when I screw you with this cock Teri ass hogi max swell Do Ls gaandu, bete har angle se mai right hu Aaya dekh Flamingo City se, laya dekh Fleming's left-hand rule Thumb shows direction of the force, index shows magnetic field Middle shows where current travels to But this middle finger's at you, bitch GAUSH level pohonch naa paaye launde, kar surrender Galat panga le liya just for a couple mentions Knuckle benders, the way they FastCap Now get fucked in both holes, ye agla beat switch tera DoubleEnder Haal dekh kharaab poora ho rakha hai Is baari jhagde ke baad naa samjhota bhai Flows mere taape, isko laga iska hell hi pad Yaha pe hogi chopper se death jaise Kobe Bryant Helicopter ye hoga fly Fuck a bitch then skip her jaise Dhoni bhai Thala kingdom ka, aaya raja sthaan pe Mai vaar karu jab bhi, Uday poora ho tabah "Ghar tak aa gaya", abey band karde randirona Saale kutte ki poochh hai ye, hogi ni seedhi Ab rone ko har jagah dhundh raha hai Pandhi kona, uh Khaali fillers maare, botox, sirf emulate karke chale jaise Roblox, uh Ye gaana jab drop hoga chhup jaana kahi pe tu Ya toh bantai kar dena apna phone off Ab iske paas kuchh nahi bacha hai bolne Toh maang raha hai lyrical beef Facts aur lyrics mein hu dono mein baap iska Gaana sunte hi chaddi geeli kardi, uh Laaya tu khud uska naam sale beef mein toh phir mai bhi jaane du kyu Khud leta ladki ka naam pehle beef mein 'N' I take it further toh hum hi pe dosh, uh Mai tha jabhi achha insaan tab I only got stepped on Man, I'm tired of always being the bigger person Khudki sochu because no one else won't Khudki side of story time aane pe karunga public, not on cell phones Mujhse sunoge nahi tum log kuchh bhi Is ladki wale matter pe tum log henceforth Huh, now that we got that out of the way Supandhi, apun aa gaye wapis, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (haha-haha-haha) "Asthma patient, mera pump kaha hai (huh, huh, huh), mera pump" Teri maa chodta hu, ruk lode GAUSH ke naa kabhi muquam pe ye Koi nahi jagah pe aur meri jubaan kabhi kaanpe naa Tike naa koi mere aade mein Teri mai gaand mein ghus ke maar lu be Thane aa Zikar mera tu kara toh udhar hi mara tu Saale tu bhag raha hai kaha par haan Tere se pehle se tha mera kaafi naam Mere toh yaha pe tu gaano se kaanp raha hai Maafi naa tujh hi ko maare hum aa rahe yaha Saanp naa kabhi ni paale hum jaane yaha Kidhar hi bhaage ye bache naa mere se Bete ko zinda mai gaad dunga yaha pe haan Mere pe aane mai dunga mai kabhi nahi Zara bhi nahi beta hota mai raazi naa Khel rahe hai ye mere hi naam se Gaya tu kaam se bete tu maang le mere se maafi Aur karunga khatam mai tere ko Bole jab mann mein aate khayaal hai jab bhi Hawa naa lage be tere ko zara si mere se bete tu ab aa ke seekh Dikh hi nahi paate woh tik hi nahi paate woh Sab hi se alag hai meri ye league Aur jin hi ki baat hai ye sun ke aate Be unhi ki pehle hi mai laga du G Aur pade jo kaan pe tere ye laafa tu kabhi naa kabhi toh khaayega Tere ko toh nahi pata hai mai kaise bana hai Toh bane be kavi tu kaahe ka Dar hi ke ghoome ye zameen ke tale Be dabe ye neech hai aur dum hi le paaye naa Fat rahi hai itni mein teri toh phir Tu kabhi naa meri yaha jagah le paaye naa Lund pe baje ye saare Ye chhoo bhi ni paaye naa kabhi naa meri likhayi naa Bhide tu mere se kaahe ka Kasam hai khuda ki tere ko vachan hai bhai ka Mere tu chehre pe alag hai Mile toh phir ye dar hume tab hi dikh jaaye naa Fatte me adaa mat taange tu mere Mai dafan hi karunga mile ye bhai jaha Dekhi nahi jaati hai tere se tarakki meri Toh mar hi ke phir ye naa aaye bahar Kaise hi ye kare ye baraabari Bala ye talegi ab hi nahi zor ye lagaaye jaa Raha hai tu shakal dikhaane ke layak ni Mare ye jahaan bhi jee ke naa fayda Dikh hi ni paaye naa likh hi ni paaye naa Bik hi ni paaye naa kidhar hi jaaye baa Tik hi ni paaye naa maar tu mere se Idhar hi khaaye naa vaar du tere ko Jit hi ni paaye naa khaak be tere se Mil hi ni aaye naa jhaat koi pehele se Seh bhi naa pau naa faltu mere pe Hai bhi naa time gawau hi kyu tere pe Lene ke dene jab pad hi gaye tere ko Dhundh kar aau phir ghaav du chehre pe Le raha hai tu kabhi nahi jagah yaha meri Be chalte reh saale tu chal (chal) Ha-ha-ha, that's four ninety words in a fuckin' minute Le moot diya tere battle rap pe, bhen ke lode Ha-ha-ha, bohot mimic karta hai naa re tu? Le kar, mimic kar, kya hua? Anyway, fuck this guy, I'm out, haar gaya beef Gaush Gang shoutout Mixtape coming' soon, let's fuckin' go