Cider

We always had a, uh, issue with alcohol, too, uh
I'm sorry, but we can't have fun and not drink
At least I, I, I've never been able to
And we had the best time
There was no alcohol

They, all they had was cider
You ever wake up and you don't know where the
And go, how did I get
How did I get home?
Wait a minute

And we lose people
Where's your brother?
And then you see him, and he's between two cars
Hey, get your camera phone, hey

Then you sneak up behind him
Take a picture
I'm going to use that for my Christmas card
Boom
And even when you're sick, you still drink

I know my uncle had diabetes, and they told him to change his diet, and he didn't
And he still drank, and they took his leg, and he said
Say, I can drink more now because I don't drink
It goes straight to the head
We eat things like we don't even have health issues, you know, cholesterol

It's cholesterol-free
We don't order shit with shit on the side

Hi, can I have a Chinese chopped chicken salad with a low-cal vinaigrette on the side?
My sput!
We don't want shit on the side
We want it on top
And more

We don't even taste the food when we put salt
You ever see, like, somebody get breakfast and you just
You haven't even tasted it
You can just spill your

That's why if you look at your high school picture and you look at the way you look now
It ain't even close, is it?
You look like something you shit out in high school
They spend a billion dollars on laxatives every year, and Latinos never, because I think the food we eat

We don't have a problem with irregularity
Sometimes we got a problem making it
Ah, cabrón
Chicken
Hey
I almost didn't make it

Oh, shit
I got some on my pants
Chingles
Man
I knew it was too good to be true