I Found A Cool Rock

I found a cool rock
Gonna name him Greg
He's big and he's grey and he's awesome
And he doesn't have any legs

I brought Greg home
So he could meet my mom
But just like always happens
Mom and Greg really got along

Hey mom give my best friend back to me
I miss hanging out with Greg
I wanna watch tv with my best rock friend 'cause there's a documentary on about rocks and we'd really both like it and he might see someone he knows. 

I found a cool rock!
I found a cool rock! 
I found a cool rock
And he's spends more time with my mom than me

I found a cool rock!
I found a cool rock! 
I found a cool rock
And he's spends more time with my mom than me

Mom put Greg down 
And she left the room
Then Greg and I had a real long talk 
And we decided everything was cool

My mom came back in 
She said are you guys cool?
"Are you guys cool or what?!"
So we told her about our real long talk 
And then we hugged and went to the pool
"That's great!" 

Now we're all swimming together
And it's the best day of our lives
I'm pretty sure that Greg is the kind of rock that likes to
swim in the water because he dives way down deep and he's not coming up and...Greg? Greg? Greg?! 

Brian? 
Yeah Greg? 
Where's your mom? 
Nevermind he's fine!