Johnny One Note

Get off of that note, that's Johnny's note!

Poor Johnny one note sang out with gusto
And just overlorded the place
Poor Johnny one note yelled willy-nilly
Until he was blue in the face
For holding one note was his ace
Couldn't hear the brass, couldn't hear the drum
He was in a class by himself by gum

Poor Johnny one note got in Aida
Indeed a great chance to be brave
He took his one note, howled like the north wind
Brought forth wind that made critics rave
While Verdi turned 'round in his grave
Couldn't hear the flute or the big trombone
Everyone was mute, Johnny stood alone
All the band was mute, Johnny stands alone