Stick To The Status Quo

You can bet
There's nothin' but net
When I am in a zone and on a roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control 

Everybody gather 'round 
Well if Troy can tell his secret than I can tell mine I bake 
What? 
I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pan-dowdy 

Not another sound 
Someday I hope to make the perfect crème brûlée

No, no, no, no
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo 
 
Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occurring
It's a secret I need to share 
 
Open up, dig way down deep 
 
Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break! 
 
Is that even legal? 
 
Not another peep 
 
It's just dancing
Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework 
 
No, no, no, no
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo 
 
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I'm ready to let it fly 
 
Speak your mind and you'll be heard 
 
Alright, if Troy wants to be a singer then I'm coming clean!
I play the cello! 
 
Awesome! 
 
What is it? 
 
A song! 
 
No, dude, it's like a giant violin! 
 
Not another word 
 
Do you have to wear a costume? 
 
Coat and tie 
 
No, no, no, no
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo 

No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo 

This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand
Something is really 
 
Something's not right 

Really wrong 
 
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do it 
 
Gotta play 
 
Stick with what you know 
 
We can do it 
 
Hip hop hooray 
 
She has got to go 
 
We can do it 

Crème brûlée 

Keep your voice down low 
 
Not another peep
No, not another word
No, not another sound
No 

Everybody quiet 

Why is everybody staring at you? 

Not me, you 

Because of the callbacks? 
I can't have people staring at me! I really can't! 

No, no, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
Stick to the status
Stick to the status quo