Horny ('98 Radio Edit)

You got me horny in the morning, and you know
I try to call you, but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet, but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post

The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
My heart is ringin', so I'm singin' this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I searched from town to town, but I can't find my boo
And I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singin' the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you

And I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringin', and I'm singin' this song for you
(For you, for you, for you, for you)

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
My heart is ringin', so I'm singin' this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny