Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa doompety-doo
I've got a tragic tale for you
Oompa Loompa doompety-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Dear Loompaland is both luscious and green
But not conducive to growing the bean!
My job was guarding what little we'd got
You came along and pinched the lot!

(Hey, why didn't you say something?)
Well, perhaps I drifted off!

Oompa Loompa doompety-day
When I awoke, they sent me away
I'm disgraced, cast out in the cold
'Til I've paid my friends back a thousand-fold!

A thousand-fold? You gotta be kidding me
I repeat
A thousand-fold!