Jax Toy (Feat. Michael Kovach & Amanda Hufford)
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3:33Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop? Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays Maybe you could waste your time doing something mature, like taxes? But I know you won't What's got you fuming, buddy? What's got you raging, dude? Did something piss you off? You better learn to cope soon This place eats dopes for breakfast You'll need some thicker skin 'Cause if you're angry, now Imagine how you'll feel when You check your bedroom and it's crawling with snakes (ugh, Jax) When every step you take's a face full of rakes When even seats are threatening a certain sound You're entertainment, who even needs a clown? Don't you have any other way of entertaining yourself that doesn't involve torturing people? Umm no Get your Jax toy Get a little laugh boy So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down I'm your Jax toy Have a little laugh boy I'd say I'm sorry But it's not that kinda party oh (Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy) (Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy) (turn it up) (Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy) Wait, please give me a second So, let me get this straight The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate? Wait, wait, let's hear her out Got nothin' here but time Just let us in on what will save us here We missed a sign? You hear that audience? You're in for a show We're breaking numbers But we're suffering though And as you chuckle at your side of the screen I think I'll join you, giving a little beam Don't give me that Cheshire cat smile That you have always first to laugh So you think its weird Won't put up with it Why are you so quick to make everyone else sick Always mad rage And tired of your bullshit Why are you gonna stay? I wish you'd just admit (we got the time to spend) We know it never ends So why be miserable I've got my principles (Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted) Get your Jax toy Get a little laugh boy So you're not down to clown? Well I won't let that get me down I'm your Jax toy Have a little laugh, boy I'd say I'm sorry But it's not that kind of party oh (Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax) (Jax toy, ohh) (Jax toy, Jax toy) Have a little laugh boy (oh why bother)