Halloween Bear

Halloween Bear, Halloween Bear
Dresses up for Halloween every single year
Halloween Bear, Halloween Bear
Never could she ever give anyone a scare
In first grade she dressed up as a funny clown
With a giant red nose and a wig upon her crown
She knocked on Mrs. Simpson's door and tried to give a fright
Mrs. Simpson said, "Well, aren't you sweet", and laughed with great delight
Halloween Bear, Halloween Bear
Dresses up for Halloween every single year
Halloween Bear, Halloween Bear
Never could
She ever give anyone a scare
In second grade she went as a ghost back from the dead
Cut two holes in a sheet and pulled it right over her head
When Mr. Reid opened the door, she jumped and yelled boo
He said
"Hey, it's a snowman! Would you like a candy
Bar or two?"
Halloween Bear, Halloween Bear
Dresses up for Halloween every single year
Halloween Bear, Halloween Bear
Never could she ever give anyone a scare

Discouraged, in third grade she went out as herself
No costume on when she came upon a creepy haunted house
She beamed a friendly smile, showing all her sharpest teeth
And every soul in the haunted house started to scream!

Halloween Bear, Halloween Bear
Dresses up for Halloween every single year
Halloween Bear, Halloween Bear
Acting like herself gave everyone a scare
Well, just being herself gave everyone a scare