Everything I Do Is Wrong

I see a great big sign saying, "one-way streets"
I'm going up the wrong way, and who do I meet?
A big policeman walking his beat
Everything I do is wrong

Everything I do is wrong for me
Everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm going to get along
If everything I do is wrong

Well, I'm busy getting ready for a special date
I'm rushing like mad just to keep from being late
I take a wrong turn, end up in another state
Everything I do is wrong

Well, everything I do is wrong for me
Everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm going to get along
Everything I do is wrong

I hate to be the kind of guy to complain
But every time I wash my car, it starts to rain
I take a trip north, catch a southbound train
Everything I do is wrong

Well, everything I do goes wrong for me
Everything I do is wrong
I just don't know how I'm going to carry on
Everything I do is wrong

Everything I do is wrong for me
Everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm going to carry on
Everything I do is wrong

Everything I do goes wrong for me
Everything I do goes wrong
I just don't see how I'm going to carry on
Everything I do is wrong