Two Wrongs

I was sitting in a bar
She got out of a great big limousine car
Started drinking pink ladies
Like they were going out of stock
I said, "Hey, what's your name?"
She said, "Oh men, they're all the same
Come over here and keep me company for a while"

It's never black or white
But sometimes in the dark of the night
Two wrongs can make a right

She said, "I got money, I have fame
I got a man at home and he's so well trained
I got fancy clothes and a microwave oven
One thing I don't have is some good loving"

It's never black or white
But sometimes in the dark of the night
Two wrongs can make a right

You do the best you can
Lonely people understand
Two wrongs can make a right

We went fast, we went far
In the backseat of that limousine car
Sometimes in the night
Two wrongs can make it right

Well the sun was coming up
She dropped me off where she picked me up
She said, "Let's do this again sometime"
But before I knew it she was out of mind

It's never black or white
But sometimes in the dark of night
Two wrongs can make a right

You do the best you can
Lonely people understand, darling
Two wrongs can make it right

Oh, can make a right
Oh, can make it right

But two wrongs, honey

Got that man at home
So well-trained you tell me
Love ought to make it right
Ah, let's make it right