If I Had A Bar

Sippin' on ten dollar drinks
So loud can't hardly think
With this uptown crowd conversation
Don't even know what the hell they're sayin'
Been sittin' here all night long
Still ain't heard one country song
Tell you right now if it was up to me I'd do it a little differently

If I had a bar it'd be honky tonk heaven
That steel guitar'd stay cranked up to eleven
24/7 pourin' doubles in their drinks for free
Wouldn't be too hard to find an empty seat, cw no
Right beside some pretty girl
Likes shootin' pool and singin' to Meryl 
Those neon lights would never go dark
If I had a bar

I can almost see it now
Little dive on the edge of town
Miller Light sign shinin' like a beacon
Servin' up whatever you're needin' 
Bartender knows everybody's name
Pours a little wisdom in every drink
Got dust on the floor them doors are swingin'
Maybe I'm just dreamin' but

If I had a bar it'd be honky tonk heaven
That steel guitar'd stay cranked up to eleven
24/7 pourin' doubles in their drinks for free
Wouldn't be too hard to find an empty seat, cw no
Right beside some everyday Joe
Sure ain't scared of no dirty jokes
Neon lights would never go dark
Little hole in the wall with some hillbilly charm
If I had a bar