Pharaoh Story

'The Pharaoh's Story' by Sarah Jessica
Parker Pharaoh, he was a powerful man
With the ancient world in the palm of his hand
To all intents and purposes he
Was Egypt with a capital E

Whatever he did
He was showered with praise
If he cracked a joke
Then you chortled for days
No one had rights or a vote but the king
In fact, you might say he was fairly right-wing

When pharaoh's around
Then you get down on the ground
If you ever find yourself near Ramises
Get down on your knees

A pharaoh story
A pharaoh story
A pharaoh story
A pharaoh story

Down at the other end of the scale
Joseph is still doing time in jail
For even though he is in with the guards
A lifetime in prison seems quite on the cards
But if my analysis of the position is right
At the end of the tunnel there's a glimmer of light
For all of a sudden indescribable things
Have shattered the sleep of both peasants and kings

Strange as it seems
There's been a run of crazy dreams
And a man who can interpret could go far
Could become a star
Could be famous
Could be a big success
Could be famous
Could be a big success

Strange as it seems
There's been a run of crazy dreams
And a man who can interpret could go far
Could become a star
Could be famous
Could be a big success
A star
Could be famous
Could be a big success

There has been a run of crazy dreams
And a man who can interpret could go far
Could become a star
Could be famous
Could be a big success
Could be famous
Could be a star