Gaston (Reprise)

Crazy old Maurice
Crazy old Maurice, hm?

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
A dangerous pastime-
I know!
But that wacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only so-so

Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony old man
See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan

If I-
Yes?
Then we-
No, would she?
Yes, now I get it
Let's go!

No one plots like Gaston
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
So his marriage we soon will be celebrating
My, what a guy
Gaston