Big Fun

Dad says, "Act our age"
You heard the man, it's time to rage!

Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight

Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool

Punch the wall and start a fight!
Ain't nobody home tonight

His folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head

Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on Cinemax

The folks are gone
It's time for big fun
Big fun
We're up 'til dawn
Having some big fun
Big fun
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun
Big fun
Big fun!

Okay, okay, okay
So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?

No, it's salt, then sho-

You're doing it wrong!

Wait, really? 'Cause I feel great

Veronica, you are lookin' good tonight

Whoa
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery

Everyone's high as a kite
Ain't nobody home tonight

Stoned, zoned, I should quit
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit

Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain't nobody home tonight!

Dreams are coming true
When people laugh but not at you!
I'm not alone, I'm not afraid!
I feel like Bono at Live-Aid!

The house is ours
It's time for big fun
Big fun
Let's use their showers
That sounds like
Big fun
Big fun
Crack open one more case

I think that's what they call "third base"

Big fun
Big fun
Big fun
That actually looks like
Big fun
Big fun
Big fun, woo!

Alright, people, listen up! 
What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

Gonna make 'em go
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!

Big fun
Big fun
Way to show maturity
Big fun
Big fun
Quit it jackass, get off of me!
Big fun
Big fun

Yo, Ram! Emergency!
I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence

I hate freshmen! 
Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!

Hey, are you okay?

I didn't need your help

Aw, thanks Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now

The party's hot, hot, hot
It's time for big fun
Big fun
You need a jello shot!
We're having big fun
Big fun!

Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh
Here comes the Cootie Squad
You should
Shut up, Heather
Sorry, Heather
Look who's with her
Oh, my God!

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang-dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

I can't believe you actually came
It's exciting, right? 
Oh, I want to say hello to Ram
I brought sparkling cider

Showing up here took some guts
Time to rip them out
Well, who's this pig remind you of?
Especially the snout
Hah!

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Where the hell are those freshmen?

Hi, Ram
I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note

What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time?
People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal
There's no alcohol in here!
Are you trying to poison me?

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Diggety-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone
It's time for big fun
Big fun
We're up 'til dawn
Having some big fun 
Big fun
So let the speakers blow
They'll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
'Bout all the shit their children do
Why are they surprised
Whenever we're unsupervised?
It's big fun
Big fun
Big fun
Big fun
Big fun
Big fun!
Woo!