Manchild

You said your phone was broken, just forgot to charge it
Whole outfit you're wearing, well, I hope it's ironic
Did you just say you're finished? Didn't know we started
It's all just som' familiar, baby, what do you call it?

Silly
Or is it slow?
Maybe it's useless?
But there's a cuter word for it, I know

Man-child
Why you always come a-running to me?
I'm alive
Won't you let an innocent person be?
Never heard of self-care
Half your brain just ain't there
Man-child
Why you always come a-running
Always taking something from me?

Why so crazy, it's so dumb
And how survive the earth so long?
If I'm not there, it won't get done
I choose to blame your mom

Man-child
Why you always come a-running to me?
I'm alive
Won't you let an innocent person be?
Never heard of self-care?
Half your brain just ain't there
Man-child
Why you always come a-running
Always taking something from me?

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get
And I like when they're all incompetent
And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them
Oh-yeah, oh-yeah
Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get (play hard to get)
And I like when they're all incompetent (incompetent)
And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them (I'm not choosing them)
Oh-yeah (oh-yeah), oh-yeah (oh-yeah)

Man-child
Why you always come a-running to me? (Always come a-running to me)
I'm alive
Won't you let an innocent person be? Oh

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get
And I like when they're all incompetent
And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them (not choosing them)
Oh-yeah (oh-yeah), oh-yeah (oh-yeah)