Chateau Shorthalt

Percy gets a workshop to make gadgets and gizmos
Grog, here's your fighting pit
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
And Keyleth gets a greenhouse to tend to her veggies
And maybe grow me some spice

Huh
This is the key I found, you sticky-fingered hoarder
We could argue about who found what, or we could celebrate killin' our third dragon

(Chateau) don't you want it?
(Chateau) I know you need it
(Chateau) kick back, and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt
(Chateau) a bangin' nightclub
(Chateau) we got a hot tub
(Chateau) come and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt

But will there ever be a chance to enjoy it with her?
Hey weenie, you're comin'?
Ooh

(Chateau) all you can drink
(Chateau) plus a whole lot of kink
(Chateau) a room for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you
(Chateau) is there wine? Of course
(Chateau) look, me on a horse
(Chateau) come on, and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt!

(Chateau, Chateau, Chateau, Chateau, Chateau)
What happens to the Chateau stays at the Chateau (Shorthalt!)