The Swimming Song
Loudon Wainwright, Iii
2:28I've got two lumps, no love She wasn't home as I had planned No thoughts, no tears I hold my life in my right hand By the sea my daddy caught me He said, "Your strength will surely slack" Well I've been blushing for a long time Now and then I get him back La la la la la la la la la la la la la Four days cornbread On the fifth I ate beef stew Hare Krishna If you save me I'll serve you My lawyer shook her head and she told me "I'm gonna tell you very plain Do exactly as they ask you And if they ask you plead insane" Jesus loves me The Baptist salesman bought me cheap Hotel, motel So very nice to get some sleep Mr. Steinbeck, I can see it Your valley sinking in the sea San Diego I must warn you Take my advice, climb a tree La la la la la la la la la la la la la