Velcro

I'm done, I've just begun
And I want out, it's still year one
Teach me how to tie my shoe
And how to do my taxes too

Sometimes the pill's too big
To swallow, so I take a swig
Of something I took as a kid
Whenever I was kinda sick

And I always called my mom instead of
Reading what the bottle says
Even though I'm 34 and live alone
I trust her more

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah-ah-ah

You won't need to know most things
You thought you'd need to know
Most things you learn alone
And some adults, they never learn
They never learn, they never learn, they'll never learn

Over, under, around and through
Someday I may learn to do
Bunny ears and loopty loops
I miss the Velcro on my shoes

Over, under, around and through
Someday I may learn to do
Bunny ears and loopty loops
Can't help but feel as though I'm screwed