A Hundred Beers

The heartbreaks over
The neons brighter
The drinks are stronger
The band is tighter
I'm way better off without ya
No doubt

Fridays are mine
Losing you was a blessing
And drink the bar dry
Way before getting
Too drunk callin' you up
Cause there ain't no drunk enough

Not in a hundred beers
Not in a million margaritas
If we were the last ones
Standing in the Honkytonk
Wouldn't come nowhere near ya
Since you been gone
It's happy hour here
So after a barrel of jack
Wouldn't take you back
Not in a hundred beers

Line em on up
I'll knock 'em on down
Back to boot scootin'
Since you ain't been around
So when you get lonely don't call
Unless you wanna country hell now

Not in a hundred beers
Not in a million margaritas
If we were the last ones
Standing in the Honkytonk
Wouldn't come nowhere near ya
Since you been gone
It's happy hour here
So after a barrel of jack
Wouldn't take you back
Not in a hundred beers

A thousand double whisky glasses
Still nah we ain't gonna happen

Not in a hundred beers
Not in a million margaritas
If we were the last ones
Standing in the Honkytonk
Wouldn't come nowhere near ya
Since you been gone
It's happy hour here
So after a barrel of jack
Wouldn't take you back
Not in a hundred beers
Not in a hundred beers