Armchair Philosopher

King of the message board.
Divine intellect would be selfish to hoard,
So share wherever you can when nobody asked.
You stand before all of human knowledge.
You're always outclassed by those who went to college,
But nobody's stopping you from inserting yourself.

You had so many opportunities to hit the backspace key,
But you have to react to everything.

God damn, it must get so lonely
When knowing your truth is yours, and yours only
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone.
You probably see yourself as a martyr,
But you can't be bothered to try any harder,
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone.

King of the flies and worms.
Can't lift a finger to do a quick search
Before beating your keyboard over our heads.
Speak so matter of factually,
Equivalent to well actually.
Your YouTube video still does not prove shit.

Try reading about it.

God damn, it must get so lonely
When knowing your truth is yours, and yours only
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone.
You probably see yourself as a martyr,
But you can't be bothered to try any harder,
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone.

It must be so very hard to be tasked
With taking every comment thread back to class.
What a burden to possess the only true perspective.
You think that nobody else has a clue.
You think you've walked a mile in everyone's shoes,
But you won't even leave your gamer chair to see the sun is setting on you.

God damn, it must get so lonely
When knowing your truth is yours, and yours only
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone.
You probably see yourself as a martyr,
But you can't be bothered to try any harder,
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone.