The Shitty Jeep Song

I have this Jeep that's kind of old
The coolant leaks, never gets cold
The brake pedal goes through the floor
But it goes from A to B
My friends say that I should upgrade
I laugh and say, "With what money?"
Besides, it drives for now at least
But maybe I should save

For some reason, this makes me think
Of everything that's wrong with me
But I'll still put up everything, hell yeah
My body and my car are cheap
I'll drive them into smithereens
I'll keep driving my broken Jeep, hell yeah

Wish any of my belongings
Had any real longevity
But that's the poor folks' taxi, indeed
Let's see how long this keeps
So forward is the only way to go, but I can't pick up speed
The gears are simply not shifting
(I'm totally still talking about the Jeep)

For some reason, this makes me think
Of everything that's wrong with me
But I'll still put up everything, hell yeah
My body and my car are cheap
I'll drive them into smithereens
I'll keep driving my broken Jeep, hell yeah
Oh, hell yeah

I'll turn to something really small
Like take a shower, fill the sink
A Band-Aid on a bullet hole
It's getting hard to think
One day, I'll make a decent wage
Then I'll go get my cheap teeth cleaned
And take myself for a oil change
And what the fuck did you just say?

I can't help but always think that something's wrong with me
But I'll still put up everything, hell yeah
My body and my car are cheap
I'll drive them into smithereens
I'll keep driving my broken Jeep, hell yeah

I'll keep grinding my broken teeth
I'll keep walking on broken feet
I'll keep driving my broken Jeep, hell yeah
Oh, hell yeah